Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

No go.

Aubrey Anderson-Emmons cleverly comes out as bi with help from this 'Modern Family' scene - Yahoo

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does pompano fish taste like?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

Still no good.

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Mitsubishi Said in Advanced Talks on $8 Billion Aethon Deal - Bloomberg.com