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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:24

Then came..
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No go.
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Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does pompano fish taste like?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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